Musings

My Super Bowl Sunday

February 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

You may not be surprised to learn that I am not a big football fan, my dear readers. I can watch a game and get into it if I really try, but my attention span is only about as long as one typical play, and I’m only ever in it for the chips and dip. So today, instead of ogling heavily padded [...continue...]

Gangbangs = Clone Armies

January 23, 2011 | 1 Comment

1) This has just occurred to me. I’m waiting for round 1 of questions from our gangbang queen, Sabrina Deep, regarding gangbang etiquette to be returned to me, and in the meantime I’ve gotten to thinking: Gangbangs = Clone Armies. Or at least they could. Think about it. The biological, [...continue...]

Map of Tasmania

January 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

Also, Amanda Palmer’s newest, mind-blowingly cool song about bush hair, “Map of Tasmania,” now has a video! Ever see a bird’s nest in a lady-bush before? How about Legos? Starry Night? Well now you will. Thanks GeekPornGirl for posting it; I shall now shamelessly steal and [...continue...]

“Shameless”ly Promoting TV and My Own Genius

January 17, 2011 | 0 Comments

1) First off, my new favorite show ever got a shout-out from Fleshbot: “‘Shameless’ Explores the Every Day Life of the Cam Girl.” I’m not the only porn-minded individual in love with this series! Go, go, gadget good-taste! And they bring up an excellent point: the [...continue...]

2011 is Coming! Quick, Look Busy!

December 31, 2010 | 2 Comments

Well, let’s not be shy about it: 2010 sucked. I think every person I know went through some kind of major life change this year, including myself, and even though many of those changes were for the better, they still hurt when they happened, and many of them continue to sting now. 2010 was [...continue...]

Christmas Travel Blog

December 24, 2010 | 0 Comments

A few MORE notes: 1) The Red Dwarf set did not enter into last night’s peace-vibe-making. My own living room, however, is quite hot to have all manner of crazy sex in. 2) I’m now on a train. I’ve been working on several longer blog entries for you all to read over your long [...continue...]

Red Dwarf is Unexpectedly Sexy

December 23, 2010 | 0 Comments

Are your panties wet? Mine are. Well, readers, I’m very happy to report that my day-late contribution to Global Orgasm for Peace Day was a doozie. I may have come to the party late, but when I came, I came, again and again. So I feel like not chipping in on the big day was ok in the end, [...continue...]

Have Not Been Blogging, But Have Been Thinking

December 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

So I’ve been mondo busy with out-of-town visitors and general holiday preparations (by which I mean I’m completely unprepared but trying really hard to be prepared) and… cookie baking. You heard me! That’s right, this seasoned smut scribe is also a damn fine baker, and last [...continue...]

An Overthought Personal Dissection of Fetishes

December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments

So I’ve been doing a lot of research on some fetish performers, and last night I had a kind of epiphany. The ideas behind many fetishes make sense to me on some level, but many more do not. I mean, sure having your toes sucked on can feel nice, but why would you want to suck ON someone [...continue...]
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