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I Took Over MEL Magazine This Week

May 12, 2017 | 0 Comments

This week I had three—count 'em, three—articles published at MEL Magazine. I basically took over the magazine, and you know what? I kinda liked it. This week saw the beginning of two new series: one about Porn Around the World and one pairing sex experts with "normal" folks in search of advice. [...continue...]
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The Trump Reviews: Hustler’s “The Donald”

March 31, 2017 | 0 Comments

Porn parodies aren't necessarily here to talk policy. They're here to bring those on high down to the level of us mere citizens by reminding the world that when it comes down to getting down, we're all pretty ridiculous. And in that way, "The Donald" delivers. [...continue...]

Thoughts on Celebgate: why are nipples such a huge issue?

September 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

When we find out that there's an image of a nip slip on the internet, why is it that we click the link immediately? We've seen nipples before. It's unlikely that these particular nipples are going to break the mold somehow. Besides a general question of size and color, they're not going to blow our minds, right? [...continue...]

I Am A Pop-Culture Wizard

May 14, 2014 | 0 Comments

I have this friend who’s totally obsessed with Amanda Knox, the American woman who was accused of murder in Italy years ago and who’s been in the public eye ever since as a possibly-slutty murderer OR normal American college girl who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, who happens [...continue...]

Linksalot

August 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

Links, links, so many links, it’s Sir Linksalot up in here! (Okay there are only two links.) 1) Hollywood, seriously. Really. You cast an actress to play Linda Lovelace who, in an interview with GQ, says about the movie Deep Throat, “There’s no point in watching the whole movie. [...continue...]

Patraeus Schmatraeus: Get Over It Already

November 14, 2012 | 0 Comments

HOLY HELL, can we please stop talking about General Patraeus’s boring-ass love-octagon? Why are we so obsessed? I’m so bored, to the point of napping, with sex scandals. This one takes the cake as the least scandalous one to date. He didn’t compromise state secrets. He [...continue...]

Can’t a Public Woman Just be Sexy?

September 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

Since I started out this week with an annoyed rant, I think I’ll continue it in the same vein. My discussion on Monday about wanting to be left alone to do what I want with my sexual freedom, even if that excludes some of the freedoms many of my sex-positive friends might enjoy practicing, [...continue...]
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