Libel/Counterlibel

SAGE LEWIS DID PORN, AND THAT’S BAD

March 13, 2011 | 2 Comments

Sage Lewis and his friend Robert Paris were convicted of first-degree sexual conduct in Grand Haven, MI, Friday for raping a 17-year-old girl at Lewis’s home, along with Lewis’s father, Kelly Lewis, who, being obviously a real stand-up guy, videotaped the whole thing, then later pled [...continue...]

LAGS TO PETERS — “Grow the fuck up, dude.”

April 20, 2010 | 1 Comment

I have a bone to pick with Maxxx Peters’ article from last week, “The Half Hooker Economy.” It’s partly just a semantic issue, but it’s partly a matter of personal indignation, so I hope you’ll keep reading through my ranting, dearest raunchy readers, to realize that I’m absolutely [...continue...]

YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!

April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]

VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME

March 30, 2010 | 1 Comment

Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted [...continue...]

3D PORN — WHACK WORTHY OR WEIRD?

February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments

Tinto Brass, one of the directors of Caligula, shocked the world late last month with the announcement that he plans to make “the world’s first ever 3D pornographic feature.” The statement was shocking because, well, there’s already been a 3D porno (The Stewardess came out ten years before [...continue...]
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