MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 — “Evan Seinfeld is a douche.”

May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments

MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 Teravision & Vivid Entertainment Group, w/ Iron Cross Productions BITCHES AND BROS Tiffany Tyler, Gisella Ibiza, Eden Adams, Diana Prince, Nika Noir Unfortunate (for me) Stuntcock: Evan Seinfeld, aka “Spyder Jonez” Live blogging again, to avoid the obligation to [...continue...]

LAGS TO PETERS — “Grow the fuck up, dude.”

April 20, 2010 | 1 Comment

I have a bone to pick with Maxxx Peters’ article from last week, “The Half Hooker Economy.” It’s partly just a semantic issue, but it’s partly a matter of personal indignation, so I hope you’ll keep reading through my ranting, dearest raunchy readers, to realize that I’m absolutely [...continue...]


April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

LIVE BLOGGING — SAVANNA’S BEEN BLACKMALED 2 Vivid Entertainment Directed by Paul Thomas 2 hours 23 minutes MALES AND FEMALES Savanna Samson, Mr Marcus, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Brooke Banner, Veronica Jett, and Sledge Hammer as Max I was getting a little sick of the whole reviewing routine: [...continue...]


April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms [...continue...]

JAMES DEEN — “I’m the luckiest boy alive.”

April 13, 2010 | 2 Comments

WHACK! James Deen, the rebel without a conscience! Thanks so much for agreeing to an interview: we’ve been jonesing for a slice for a while now. So you are something of an up-and-cummer in the adult industry. In the past few years you’ve become one of the most steadily employed woodsmen in the [...continue...]

YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!

April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]
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