JAMES DEEN — “I’m the luckiest boy alive.”

April 13, 2010 | 2 Comments

WHACK! James Deen, the rebel without a conscience! Thanks so much for agreeing to an interview: we’ve been jonesing for a slice for a while now. So you are something of an up-and-cummer in the adult industry. In the past few years you’ve become one of the most steadily employed woodsmen in the [...continue...]

YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!

April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]

VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME

March 30, 2010 | 1 Comment

Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted [...continue...]

TRES FLORES — “Weird and kind of forced artistry.”

March 23, 2010 | 0 Comments

TRES FLORES Vivid Alt Directed by Eon McKai FLORES Coco Velvett, Raye Reagan, Devi Lynne STUNT COCKS (Gardeners) Daniel, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Mr. Pete I know, I know: “WTF, Miss Lagsalot, this is the second week in a row you’ve reviewed a Vivid Alt movie! What happened to regular sex flicks? [...continue...]
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