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Have Fun at AVN, All You Crazy Kids!

January 19, 2017 | 0 Comments

My mini Bad Dragon fantasy dongs, which I still keep at my desk after bringing them home from AVN last year. Hey all you crazy kids gathering in Vegas for AVN right now! Have fun! I’m very sad to say that I won’t be attending the AVN Expo and Awards adult industry extravaganza going on [...continue...]
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Sex Toy Round-Up at Luna Luna!

February 1, 2016 | 1 Comment

Indian Jade Wand, from Chakrubs Another thing I did at all those conventions I spent a few weeks running around at was talk to a lot of people about a lot of adult novelties. By which, of course, I mean sex toys. And then I wrote about them! The sex toy market has exploded in recent years, on both [...continue...]
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2016 Starts With a Busy Business Trip (& links)

January 5, 2016 | 1 Comment

Happy new year, dearest readers! I hope your 2016 is starting off well, in whichever way is best for each of you. Personally, mine is starting in a tizzy of busy as I plan a busy business trip. I’m really old school, and I plan all my days in a paper planner. This is my shiny new one for [...continue...]

Grace Helbig at Exxxotica LA 2013

July 27, 2013 | 0 Comments

I just found this. It’s two years old but it’s still hilarious. YouTube star Grace Helbig goes to Exxxotica LA 2013 and says all the things I always wanted to at a porn convention. (I stopped myself because I was always trying to be “professional.” I probably failed at that, [...continue...]

The Ugly Truth: I hate porn conventions

January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments

Let me be frank, dear readers. I just had the coolest week ever. I hung out with some incredible people, talked about things that were very important to me with lots of them, drove across the Mojave desert, and spent a truly inordinate amount of time watching TV in hotel rooms (hey, I don’t have [...continue...]

Bienvenidos

May 20, 2011 | 0 Comments

Howdy, readers! I’m writing to you from sunny, saturated Miami, FL, where I’ll be attending the Exxxotica  Miami Beach adult industry convention as part of the WHACK! crew! I’ll try to update here, but no promises! We’re off right now to set up our first-ever booth, and the [...continue...]