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Muscle Pain + Magic Wand = Success!

March 27, 2018 | 0 Comments

Flaming June with her Magic Wand, swiped from Magic Wand Art History Folks, I just had a magical afternoon. It started out with a bad mood. I had way too much to do, including running some errands that set my day back by hours. And those errands didn’t go well, which meant that, although [...continue...]
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Apologies and Links

April 26, 2016 | 0 Comments

7 LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE I'M ON VACATION! (Including important info about demonic portals and nutrition, thinky articles on adult entertainment, me being famous, and old photos of Tim Curry in drag!) [...continue...]

Luna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…

June 10, 2015 | 0 Comments

I talk to two letter writers who are trying to get back in touch with their sensual sides, one of whom "loses interest" in dirty deeds, and another who, after a lifetime of sexual violence, manipulation, fear, and shame, has rediscovered her wild side through erotic literature. [...continue...]

Monday Linktopia

October 20, 2014 | 0 Comments

I woke up sick today, for no apparent reason. Not like “I have a cold” sick, either. Like, “I am so exhausted mentally and emotionally that I am breaking down physically” sick. So I am watching Netflix and collecting links to share with you instead of writing a blog post. [...continue...]

Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!

June 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or [...continue...]

A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn

May 30, 2012 | 0 Comments

Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and Cow Appreciation Day (no, really, it’s a thing, kind of), there doesn’t have to be any let-down after May ends! And [...continue...]

To Bean or Not to Bean?

May 25, 2012 | 0 Comments

That's… actually a kind of hot picture of a bean. …yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, [...continue...]

Coming in the Closet

May 22, 2012 | 0 Comments

We're going to go ahead and assume it was an electical closet. Because that's more fun. More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends [...continue...]

The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader

May 18, 2012 | 0 Comments

A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop.  Hours went by and my cock was still [...continue...]
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