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Hung Like Horses: Rural Guys Have Huge Dicks

December 8, 2010 | 0 Comments

The world just recently turned over a new leaf: more than half the world’s population are living in urban centers (aka cities) these days, and the exodus has had wide-ranging effects. Here in the US we’re seeing an ever-higher incidence of country vs. city cultural divide. (See: Sarah [...continue...]

Miley Cyrus Makes Me Yawn

December 7, 2010 | 1 Comment

I don’t have much in the way of time today to blog, so I thought I’d just mention that Miley Cyrus, and the controversy swirling around now-allegedly-faked nude pictures of her that surfaced immediately after her 18th birthday, and Hustler’s slobbering eagerness to release a Cyrus [...continue...]

IRANIANS OWN THEIR DEGENERACY!

April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms [...continue...]

YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!

April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]

VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME

March 30, 2010 | 1 Comment

Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted [...continue...]

PORN IN POLITICS — LITERALLY

January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments

Remember last June, when everyone was just starting to calm down about what a giant prick John Edwards was for cheating on his wife regardless of her recurring cancer and the loss of their son? Remember how we were all about to turn to the next political sex scandal, and just at the very end of our [...continue...]

EROTIC IPHONE APPS – COOL CONCEPT OR HOT MESS?

October 26, 2009 | 0 Comments

I realize that iPhone apps are a lot like those stupid Facebook quizzes people keep sending me. They don’t mean shit. They’re fun and easy and not to be taken seriously. So I guess I can’t really get too annoyed by the new Love Vibes iPhone app, which grades its owner’s lovemaking skills. [...continue...]

CELIBACY IN THE PRIESTHOOD – Causing More Harm Than Good?

October 19, 2009 | 1 Comment

We don’t usually talk about kiddie porn here at WHACK! because, well we hate it. And we like to think that all of our degenerate readership already lost your innocence, long ago, willfully, and enjoyably. But the truth is that sometimes stories come along that involve child porn, and though we [...continue...]
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