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Neck Massagers Are Deadly

December 29, 2010 | 0 Comments

>This just in: electric “neck massagers” can kill your if you use them “properly.” According to MSNBC, a Florida physician was using her “massager” to “massage” her “neck” when it “became ensnared on her necklace and strangled [...continue...]

Hung Like Horses: Rural Guys Have Huge Dicks

December 8, 2010 | 0 Comments

The world just recently turned over a new leaf: more than half the world’s population are living in urban centers (aka cities) these days, and the exodus has had wide-ranging effects. Here in the US we’re seeing an ever-higher incidence of country vs. city cultural divide. (See: Sarah [...continue...]

Miley Cyrus Makes Me Yawn

December 7, 2010 | 1 Comment

I don’t have much in the way of time today to blog, so I thought I’d just mention that Miley Cyrus, and the controversy swirling around now-allegedly-faked nude pictures of her that surfaced immediately after her 18th birthday, and Hustler’s slobbering eagerness to release a Cyrus [...continue...]


April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms [...continue...]

YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!

April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]


March 30, 2010 | 1 Comment

Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted [...continue...]


January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments

Remember last June, when everyone was just starting to calm down about what a giant prick John Edwards was for cheating on his wife regardless of her recurring cancer and the loss of their son? Remember how we were all about to turn to the next political sex scandal, and just at the very end of our [...continue...]
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