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My mini Bad Dragon fantasy dongs, which I still keep at my desk after bringing them home from AVN last year. Hey all you crazy kids gathering in Vegas for AVN right now! Have fun! I’m very sad to say that I won’t be attending the AVN Expo and Awards adult industry extravaganza going on [...continue...]

Well, my lovelies, I have returned from the Wild West. I wouldn’t call myself a changed woman, necessarily, but I have seen things that I will never forget, learned a lot, and eaten one hell of a delicious burrito. On Friday evening, October 21, I hied myself with all haste to the San Francisco [...continue...]

Team Yellow: Gia "The Fountain" DiMarco and Lyla "The Jaguar" Storm Last night’s live tag team match-up of the featherweights, broadcast live on Kink.com from the Armory in San Francisco, was one hell of a match, ladies and gents! Yours truly was there with bells on to get a [...continue...]

This may be just about the most fucked-up thing we’ve heard about at WHACK! — and that is saying a LOT, friends. Or maybe it’s the coolest. We can’t decide. Official, actual, real-life virgin Nicki Blue will be deflowered live on the internet tonight at 7 pm PST, in a [...continue...]