Tag: massager
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Neck Massagers Are Deadly
>This just in: electric “neck massagers” can kill your if you use them “properly.” According to MSNBC, a Florida physician was using her “massager” to “massage” her “neck” when it “became ensnared on her necklace and strangled her.” Two things: 1) That sucks in several ways. Obviously it’s tragic that she died, but beyond that,…
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TRINITY VIBES 7 SPEED WAND MASSAGER — “This isn’t a massager at all! It’s a sex toy! And one hell of an effective sex toy at that.”
Trinity Vibes 7 Speed Wand Massager I’ve been using this thing for the past three days for all my massaging needs, and I’ve noticed that there’s one spot that responds more intensely than all the others! I mean, it sure feels nice to have vibrations that could bore through concrete working out the kinks in…