masturbation month

Um, Y’all Need to See This

May 19, 2014 | 0 Comments

This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (And Shortest) Sex in America. Looks like some of us need some practice, n’est-ce pas? Better get to masturbating, folks. Oh, and by the way, Salon just did an interview with the indomitable Carol Queen, one of the masterminds behind International [...continue...]

It’s Masturbation Month, Bitches!

May 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

Image courtesy of funnyjunk.com Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month? Did you know that I love masturbation? Not just, you know, for myself, but as a concept. Getting oneself there is one of the safest forms of sex. It’s enjoyable for everybody. It’s a form of [...continue...]

Masturbation Month is Half Over!

May 15, 2012 | 0 Comments

You guys! Seriously! I hope you’ve been getting yourselves (or each other) off every day for Masturbation Month. I’ve been slacking on blogging specifically because I’ve been so busy rubbin’ the nubbin’ all the time. Well, not really. I had a crazy weekend. But still! [...continue...]