Tag: vibrator
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THE CELEBRATOR — “It took me five minutes, tops.”
I’ve got to admit, when I first laid eyes on the Celebrator at the AEE convention in Vegas, I kind of giggled. The thing was obviously an electric toothbrush with some cute pink accents and a weird Q-tip looking plastic attachment on the end of it. “Get a pulse pounding, earth shattering orgasm!” the packaging…
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Neck Massagers Are Deadly
>This just in: electric “neck massagers” can kill your if you use them “properly.” According to MSNBC, a Florida physician was using her “massager” to “massage” her “neck” when it “became ensnared on her necklace and strangled her.” Two things: 1) That sucks in several ways. Obviously it’s tragic that she died, but beyond that,…
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THE TANTUS FEELDOE VIBRATING DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO — “If you like double penetration, you will fucking love the Feeldoe.”
If you can say the name of this toy five times fast, you win a pussy-eating prize, I’m sure! If your tongue can manage to trill out the likes of that phrase in such quick succession, I feel confident you can eat a lady out till the cooze comes home without breaking a sweat. But…
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TRINITY VIBES 7 SPEED WAND MASSAGER — “This isn’t a massager at all! It’s a sex toy! And one hell of an effective sex toy at that.”
Trinity Vibes 7 Speed Wand Massager I’ve been using this thing for the past three days for all my massaging needs, and I’ve noticed that there’s one spot that responds more intensely than all the others! I mean, it sure feels nice to have vibrations that could bore through concrete working out the kinks in…
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THE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”
The “Spice” Double-Motor Massager from Evolved Novelties’ “Short & Sweet” Series I came home from a week on vacation to find a huge box waiting for me. I felt my heart beating faster as I opened it, but nothing could have prepared me for the smorgasbord of sex toys and smut that lay within! Evolved…
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THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”
At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this January, I had the best light-bulb moment of my life. I’d been scanning through the sex toys on display and suddenly realized: “Hey! Most of these toys are for women! I’m a woman! And I write for a sex magazine! I could get free sex toys and…