This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (And Shortest) Sex in America.
Looks like some of us need some practice, n’est-ce pas? Better get to masturbating, folks. Oh, and by the way, Salon just did an interview with the indomitable Carol Queen, one of the masterminds behind International Masturbation Month. Her take on doing the deed single-handed (or, you know, with both hands… whatever): “In fact, if you can shake off this bad rap, masturbation is amazing. It can provide extraordinary pleasure, or just help you get to sleep, teach you about your body and sexual responses, and help keep the blood flowing in the nethers, as they might say on Firefly.”
Dear god I love this woman.