HOUSTON — “Hello, my name is Houston and I am a porn superstar.”

WHACK! Like, OMG, it’s Houston! Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with our humble little publication. As a legend in the world of porn, we are honored to have you with us! I really like to think highly enough of our readers to assume that they know who you are, but you never know. So, just in case, can you tell us a bit about yourself?

HOUSTON Hello, my name is Houston and I am a porn superstar. I’ve done a lot of sexy movies and I’m probably most famous for my Houston 500 gangbang where I was with 620 guys in one day. I’ve also been on The Howard Stern Show almost 100 times, my most famous appearance was when I took one of Howard’s listeners to his high school prom, this made the news around the world. Aside from being a porn star, I’ve been in music videos with Kid Rock, The Kottonmouth Kings, and Sum 41, and also recorded my own songs, which are available on iTunes. I have my own awesome official website, HotHouston.com, and continue to create material exclusively for the site. I’m working on my autobiography for release later this year.

W! I have to ask: how did you pick your name? I’ve never been to the city of Houston, so I don’t know why you might want to take its name.

H I liked the name, it was just one word and no one else had it as a second name. It was strong to me.

W! At the time of the Houston 500, Salon said you looked like “the love child of Jessica Rabbit and Bart Simpson.” I dunno, I bet there are sexier cartoons you could be the product of… Which would you choose?

H I like the cartoon idea of Jessica Rabbit and Superwoman.

W! It’s been eleven years since your record-breaking gangbang with 620 men: The Houston 500. What was your motivation for filming this?

H My motivation for making the movie was simple; I was making history, becoming an even bigger star, dominating the porn world, and meeting all my great fans.

W! All things considered, was it fun? Did you enjoy it? And, looking back, would you do it again?

H It was event that was very organized and put together, looking back I would not have changed a thing. I was excited to be part of an historical event. It was larger than life.

W! Lisa Sparxxx upped the world record to 919 in a day in 2004. How do you feel about that? Jealous, or awed, or over it?

H I never heard of Lisa Sparxxx.

W! You were and are one of the most extreme hardcore performers in the world, never backing down from a challenge. Why do you think you’ve been so driven to push boundaries and test your limits? Have you always been that way?
H I am very driven and still am today. I wanted to be the biggest pornstar in the world and that’s what I did.

W! So, let’s talk about your labia surgery. I read that you had your labia altered, but I didn’t find out in what way or why. What was your motivation for that? How did it go? Are you enjoying the results?

H I had very large inner labia that would get bigger after and during sex. I thought it looked awful and was uncomfortable especially on film, so I had the procedure to “trim it down” and I am very happy. What was removed is now in the porn museum at the Bunny Ranch after Dennis Hoff bought it for a lot of money in an online auction.

W! So what have you been up to lately? Give us the details!

H Working real hard on my site HotHouston.com and some other sites that license my content. I am currently busy with writing my autobiography and taking some classes at UNLV to learn about some new subjects.

W! Any recent developments in your music career?

H I continue to write and record music. Two of my best songs, “What Do You Want From Me” and “Open Your Mind” are available on iTunes and I invite my fans to check them out.

W! Do you think that crossover from porn into the mainstream media is more possible today than it was back in the 90’s or early 2000’s? Do you think the mainstream view of pornography or performers has changed?

H Porn is so mainstream thanks to people like me and a few others that made it that way. It’s easier today, you see porn girls in mainstream movies and with recurring roles on shows like Entourage. I think it’s great. But still, once you have done porn, it’s very difficult to leave that behind, so you need to be sure it’s the right decision for you, as a porn performer.

W! Have you ever had any crazy fans? Stalkers? Any former gangbang members try to come back and claim your heart?

H No crazy fans or stalkers, fans are always cool and I love and appreciate them all. Only crazy gangbang member to come back to claim my heart is Ron Jeremy, who went first and last by the way.

W! Any upcoming signings, appearances, videos, or anything else we should all know about? Website or DVD plugs?

H It’s all about HotHouston.com, my official site. It’s filled with hot porn, all my hardcore scenes, plus hours and hours of HD porn feeds of all types and flavors. If all that wasn’t enough, members also get free access to other pornstar sites like Kelly Wells, Jada Fire, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Penny Flame, Alektra Blue, Leah Luv and more!!!

–Interview conducted by staph sinterviewer, Miss Lagsalot