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Seriously. Ick. I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in the past few months, grimacing at every new sentence’s poor construction and rolling my eyes [...continue...]

Things I haven’t said in reviews but which I got to thinking about while watching them: 1)      What is up with the constantly terrible sound editing, people? Most high-end porno movies have excellent, or at least well-planned, lighting. Some have elaborate sets, fancy costumes, character [...continue...]

My dearest darlings, it’s time for yet another visit with your one and only Dr. Lags, Sexpert! This week, we’ll be speaking to a dude who needs a fellatio fix, and anyone else out there with a similar problem. Dear Dr. Lags: I’m not particularly sensitive when I have sex. Which is [...continue...]