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Fifty Shades of… Well… Ick.

May 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

Seriously. Ick. I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in the past few months, grimacing at every new sentence’s poor construction and rolling my eyes [...continue...]

The Unrwitten Rants of a Porn Reviewer, Volume 1

October 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

Things I haven’t said in reviews but which I got to thinking about while watching them: 1)      What is up with the constantly terrible sound editing, people? Most high-end porno movies have excellent, or at least well-planned, lighting. Some have elaborate sets, fancy costumes, character [...continue...]

The Not-Doctor Is In: Fellatio Fix

February 2, 2011 | 0 Comments

My dearest darlings, it’s time for yet another visit with your one and only Dr. Lags, Sexpert! This week, we’ll be speaking to a dude who needs a fellatio fix, and anyone else out there with a similar problem. Dear Dr. Lags: I’m not particularly sensitive when I have sex. Which is [...continue...]