When we found out New Sensations was doing a Big Lebowski porn parody, the dorky and devoted fans in us got all kinds of excited. When we found out that one of our favorite, funniest, funnest, and fuckable-est (Yes, we know that’s not a word. So what?) performers, Ms. Andy San Dimas, was going to be in the Big Lebowski porn parody… well, some other parts of us got excited. (Yes, we’re referring to our naughty bits.) We had to ask her a few things, just to get our heads on straight…
W! You’re one of the Gutterballs girls, correct? Did you get those ridiculous headpieces?
ASD Haha, yes! We wore them for a little dance number and then they magically disappear before the sexing begins.
W! Do you have sex in the movie, or just dance around a bowling alley?
ASD The scene I participated in was a 5 girl orgy…not in a bowling alley 🙁
W! How are you at bowling? I’d think you’d be pretty good at sending a ball right down the center, given your line of work.
ASD Ha! I’m actually terrible at bowling in real life…I have weak fingers/wrists. However, I am the master of wii bowling. I will kick anyones ass! I have a technique.
W! How much can you tell us about what to expect from the film? Can you give us any hints as to who does whom?
ASD I was only on set for a day (which was a very long one), but I can tell you that the script and sexual pairings were very true to the original movie and plot. The people you would expect to be fucking one another are, and there are a few little surprises thrown into the mix as well. I think fans will be pleased!
W! Are you a Lebowski fan? Do you think this parody will preserve the integrity of the original film for obsessed fans? …like me?
ASD I am a real Lebowski fan! I think the guys (and gals) at New Sensations did a really good job with the sets and costumes, the script was pretty phenomenal as well.
W! Do you like sex, Ms. San Dimas? The physical act of love? Would you consider yourself a nymphomaniac?
ASD Hahaha what a question…I’m a dirty pervert with my mind sunk deep with in the gutter 24/7.
W! Has your work ever been commended as being strongly vaginal? It seems like your career would put you in that category.
ASD I think I had a strong pussy, although with this job, come vagina injuries. I’ve been torn before ;-/ Luckily my coochie is very resilient and healed up very fast!
W! Will there be any Creedence in the soundtrack? Captain Beefheart?
ASD I would hope so…music is key!
W! Would you have done John Goodman if he’d signed up for the part of Walter? Kelly Shibari things he’s dope—I think he’s not so hot.
ASD I loooove John Goodman, but not in a sexual way. I feel like he’s the awesome, funny dad that I never had. I grew up watching Roseanne religiously and I still watch it every single day. I heard Kelly is playing Mrs. Connor in the upcoming Roseanne parody (that I SOMEHOW DID NOT GET CAST AS DARLENE IN?!?!? WTF!!!), so she will have her dream of getting boned by DAN THE DRYWALL MAN fulfilled…my dream of being railed by David while dressed in flannel with my long curly black locks swinging freely…NOT SO MUCH 🙁
W! How about Steve Buscemi?
ASD He’s pretty hot in GHOST WORLD. I love dorks!
W! What really happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
ASD You might get some shit on your stick.
W! And does anybody fuck with the Jesus?
ASD I believe so…I mean, I would!
W! Now that Jeff Bridges finally has an Oscar, do you think Tom Byron’s depiction of The Dude will still abide?
ASD I only saw Tom on set very briefly, and he looked AWESOME! The wig was perfect (Thanks to Glenn), as well as the facial hair. I think Jeff Bridges would be proud to call him his sexual twin.
Editor’s Note: Check back next week for some on the set coverage of New Sensations’ Big Lebowski porn parody!