Hello fellow degenerates! I have mentioned before elsewhere that I seduce NYC as part of the Poetry Brothel. Click that saucy photo above to read Fanny Firewater’s life story, which includes tidbits such as this:
Her fiery temperament and early-recognized tendency toward sexual deviance frightened her good, hard-working mother and father, as did her hair–neither of them had a single redheaded relative. By the time she was seven, Fanny’s proclivity for running naked on the prairie, with or without the company of wolves, had convinced them she’d been seeded by the devil. Terrified, they left her with a passing band of Lakota Sioux in the hopes that the heathens might understand her better, or sacrifice her to their pagan gods.