(Note that I used the Oxford comma in that title even though the event itself does not. Because I am a staunch traditionalist when it comes to commas. Which is a plea for you to hire me to copyedit your book.)
Moving on! I will be telling a (hilarious) story of sex and desire, but maybe not so much romance, this Friday at Bare! You should definitely come out to the Sidewalk Cafe on Avenue A and listen to me and a few other ravishingly riveting storytellers! The story I’m telling… it’s… Well, it’s embarrassing. What more incentive do you need?