Tag: masturbate
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Do Women Jill Off to Romance Novels?
I was lying in bed this morning resisting my body’s recommendation that I get up, and thinking about stuff. Somehow the topic of romance novels vs. porn occurred to me. People are often asking me what I think about the fact that women so often eschew video pornography in favor of written romance novels and/or…
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The Perfect Night
For my introverted, homebody ladies-who-like-to-bate everywhere: Sarah Silverman breaks down The Perfect Night. (Hint: it involves a vibrator.)
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I’m Jealous of the Self-Sexing Rock Thing
Check this out, y’all. Not only did they (probably) find the Higgs boson this week–somebody made known to the internet this (above) INSANE bottom-dwelling living rock creature that switches sexes during the course of its completely immobile life, and, if it’s not near any others and since it can’t move to go find any others,…
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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or whatever to make…
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Hurricane Irene: A Great Excuse to Stay Home and Masturbate
Oh yeah. She’s coming. Well, that was insanely anticlimactic. Come on, Irene! You call that a storm? But I know myself, and the moment I heard that Hurricane Irene was heading straight for my fair city, I prepared. I’m from the country originally, where rain and snow and power outages happen all the time and…