Tag: slurpee

  • Sexify the Slurpee!

    Sexify the Slurpee!

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    by

    Lynsey G
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        You guys, it’s Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven! Did you know this? You can go to any 7-Eleven and get a free 7.11 ounce Slurpee! Only until 7 p.m., though, so hurry! This is fantastic and not to be missed. Same goes for all kinds of slurping. I recommend oral sex all around,…