Tag: vibrating
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THE TANTUS FEELDOE VIBRATING DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO — “If you like double penetration, you will fucking love the Feeldoe.”
If you can say the name of this toy five times fast, you win a pussy-eating prize, I’m sure! If your tongue can manage to trill out the likes of that phrase in such quick succession, I feel confident you can eat a lady out till the cooze comes home without breaking a sweat. But…
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BLOW GUARD — “I positioned it on my lower set of teeth, kneeled, and went to town on my boyfriend’s nether regions.”
We here at WHACK! have been targeting the sad, lonely, perverted male demographic since our inception, both writing for and blatantly mocking our readership’s inability to get laid by a real woman since our first issue. We love parading around the fact that we hang out with and interview some of the hottest whores on…