Patraeus Schmatraeus: Get Over It Already

November 14, 2012 | 0 Comments

HOLY HELL, can we please stop talking about General Patraeus’s boring-ass love-octagon? Why are we so obsessed? I’m so bored, to the point of napping, with sex scandals. This one takes the cake as the least scandalous one to date. He didn’t compromise state secrets. He [...continue...]

Miley Cyrus Makes Me Yawn

December 7, 2010 | 1 Comment

I don’t have much in the way of time today to blog, so I thought I’d just mention that Miley Cyrus, and the controversy swirling around now-allegedly-faked nude pictures of her that surfaced immediately after her 18th birthday, and Hustler’s slobbering eagerness to release a Cyrus [...continue...]