Please let this video play as you read this post, because it’s an exact representation of my mental state right now. I want to recreate the entire experience for you. You don’t have to watch the video, just make sure you keep the music playing. LOUD.
Ok. Are you ready?
First things first. This morning I was listening to a podcast about Genghis Khan, because I am a massive geek stuck in a small porn writer’s body. Don’t judge me. Anyway, the subject was how, even though Genghis Khan is super-mega-famous almost a thousand years after he died, and even though he had one of the biggest impacts a single human being has ever had on all mankind, nobody even knows for sure what he looked like. But there are historical accounts of surprise amongst the Mongolian top brass when his grandson, Kubla, was born… because he didn’t have his grandfather’s red hair. So Genghis Khan may have had red hair. GENGHIS KHAN MAY HAVE BEEN A GINGER.
This information has changed my worldview, folks. I may have to dress up as the Khan next costume party. Especially now that my hair is short. (I swear there will be pictures soon! I’ve been busy!)
Ok, now that the Big News is out of the way. Also…
My (very long, apparently) interview with Dave Navarro is up on WHACK! Magazine today! I might repost it here in a few weeks’ time, but for now please check it out. We discussed the effects of condom legislation in porn, the nature of art, and lots of things. Good times and quite good reading, if you don’t mind my saying so.
Also, last night I had a lovely dinner with Lainie Speiser and Kelly Shibari, during which we discussed our upcoming fundraiser/gala at The Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas during AVN week in January. There are still a lot of questions and few definites, but I can say this: save the night of January 16th. There will be super-fancy-thinky videos (courtesy of myself), sexy books (courtesy of Lainie), porn stars reading their hot confessions, and possibly clowns. All raising money for breast cancer research. Because we’re good people. And yes. You want to be there.
You should also reserve the evening of February 13, and plan on being in NYC that night. Why? Well, it’s my birthday. It’s going to be my 30th birthday. And there is going to be a huge, huge party. That’s all I can say for right now.
Tonight I’m going to a photo exhibit opening for a photographer I’ve worked with (not sure if any pictures of me will be featured), and later I’m going to a sexy party with my besties, and getting all dressed up for it. And then on Sunday there’s a Poetry Brothel Masquerade party, which I’ll get MORE dressed up for.
Stay tuned, my darlings! Soon enough there will be video interviews, a la moi, with Kelly Shibari, Asphyxia Noir, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Joanna Angel, and much much more for you to peruse and enjoy!