A Gift Guide for the Last-Minute Conscientious Pervert

You know who you are. You’re late on all your holiday gift-giving plans. All your friends are of similarly sex-obsessed minds, but they’re progressive thinkers and sex geeks with expansive ideas about what sex and gender and beauty mean. What’s a conscientious pervert to do? Never fear! I have ideas for all your last-minute gift-giving needs! … Continue readingA Gift Guide for the Last-Minute Conscientious Pervert

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Also… um… you guys? James Darling did a BIRTHDAY UNICORN GANGBANG IN A BOUNCY CASTLE. He really actually did. You should really go see it. I don’t have words.