Tag: guest
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Whoopsie daisy, no radio show this week!
Porno Jim and I were under the impression that the episode of the Porno Jim Show we recorded together over the summer would air last night on Radio Free Brooklyn, but we discovered after the broadcast began that there had been a scheduling mix-up! My episode will air next Friday, November 27, at midnight EST!…
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Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are apparently much more forthcoming with their sordid details than mine are… I’ll have to give him a call to make some introductions. During one particular…
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop. Hours…
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Onanism at the Altar
Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… Certainly, no place is safe from the autoerotic administrations of the…
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BEAUTIFUL PORN — by Camille Crimson
[Editorial Note: We’re not entirely sure how we got so lucky, but the sex goddess and beautiful red-headed blowjob expert Camille Crimson has agreed to write a guest column on WHACK! Magazine for all you rabid, randy fans! Here is installment number one: “Beautiful Porn.” It’s almost as beautiful as Camille herself… Almost.] When you…