Ode to the New York Subway

August 21, 2013 | 0 Comments

(Subway tunnel image from I wrote a long and totally over-the-top poetic ode to the New York subway system, you guys. It’s on Luna Luna Magazine. I kind of love it in the way I also love watching Interview with the Vampire. It’s filthy and there’s way too much lace, [...continue...]

Grrrl Questions re: Pr0nzies?

August 1, 2013 | 0 Comments

Image from (weirdly) Pinterest (Riot Grrrl). Got questions about porn? Wanna hear answers from someone who knows a lot about it, but won’t look down on your weird questions or squitch up her face and make a gagging sound when she hears it? I’ve got the column for you! E-mail me [...continue...]

Attention, Everyone!

July 24, 2013 | 0 Comments

Two announcements to draw attention to things I’ve done or am doing! Self-promotion! Hey, it’s my website. I do what I want! 1) I published a short essay at LUNA LUNA Mag called “The Mouth Breather.” This is the first installment of my once-a-month column on commuting via [...continue...]