Tag: magazine
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JAMES DEEN — “I’m the luckiest boy alive.”
WHACK! James Deen, the rebel without a conscience! Thanks so much for agreeing to an interview: we’ve been jonesing for a slice for a while now. So you are something of an up-and-cummer in the adult industry. In the past few years you’ve become one of the most steadily employed woodsmen in the biz: to…
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YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!
Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the hallowed halls of Yale…
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STRIPPER — “Pretty much everyone involved here either gets to take advantage of or be a desperate woman.”
STRIPPER Vivid Entertainment Directed by Paul Thomas, filmed by B. Skow (if that fuckin’ matters) 2 hours, 36 minutes STRIPPERS AND SWORDSMEN Monique Alexander, Shawna Lenee, Jaelyn Fox, Darryl Hannah, Greg Sterling, Anthony Rosano, Jerry, Nick Manning, and Stephanie Swift It’s kind of beautiful the way one film can so easily encapsulate all the hopes…
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jessica drake — “I’m so in love with my job and people can tell I’m not just going through the paces!”
WHACK! Jessica Drake! Thanks so much for giving us a little slice of your very busy schedule! You are one of the adult industry’s most consistently popular performers, with a truckload of AVN awards and nominations to your name; writing, directing, and performing credits; and a reputation as one of the industry’s coolest, calmest, most…
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NINA HARTLEY — “It’s exciting to…get out of the ‘nipple ghetto.’”
” The push for condom use is strictly driven by PC bullshit, tainted by old-fashioned Puritanism, by people with a political agenda who are skeeved out by porn.”
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VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME
Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted over how to feel about…
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NIKKI’S HOUSE — “A run-of-the-mill skin flick with a cute but formulaic plot, some humorous acting bits, and fairly fappable stroke scenes.”
NIKKI’S HOUSE Vivid Entertainment Directed by B. Skow STARRING Nikki Jayne, w/ Kristina Rose, Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Danny Mountain, Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, James Deen, Mick Blue, Evan Stone You know what? Nikki’s House, a recent release from Vivid Entertainment and directed by big-deal-for-some-unknown-fucking-reason B. Skow, doesn’t really pack much of a punch…
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TRES FLORES — “Weird and kind of forced artistry.”
TRES FLORES Vivid Alt Directed by Eon McKai FLORES Coco Velvett, Raye Reagan, Devi Lynne STUNT COCKS (Gardeners) Daniel, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Mr. Pete I know, I know: “WTF, Miss Lagsalot, this is the second week in a row you’ve reviewed a Vivid Alt movie! What happened to regular sex flicks? Why the weird…
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LAGS TO PETERS — “Eat a Dick You Historically Challenged Pervert!”
Speaking of sexy history, have you guys heard that Larry Flynt signed a book deal to co-write One Nation Under Sex, a look at American Presidents’ sexual escapades from our founding fathers up to today? I don’t know what the fuck Maxxx Peters is talking about with history being an unsexy subject. When you think…
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THE BIG LEBOWSKI PORN PARODY — Interview with Andy San Dimas
When we found out New Sensations was doing a Big Lebowski porn parody, the dorky and devoted fans in us got all kinds of excited. When we found out that one of our favorite, funniest, funnest, and fuckable-est (Yes, we know that’s not a word. So what?) performers, Ms. Andy San Dimas, was going to…