Tag: valentine’s day
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Cheap and easy ideas for Valentine’s Day
I know lots of people get super stressed out by Valentine’s Day, either because they have an SO or SOs and they want to make it absolutely perfect, or because they don’t have a date and life is terrible. I want everybody to have a great Valentine’s Day, though, so here are some ideas to…
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Valentine’s Day Manifesto: or, I am hungover and I want to make love to this bagel
First things first: yesterday as I sat down at the bar while waiting for a table for my birthday dinner, I reached up to check my awesome anatomical-heart necklace was in place, and one of the links near the clasp broke. I heard something go clinking to the floor. This is a rather complicated sterling…
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Happy V-Day
Ahh, V-day! Vagina Day to some, Valentine’s Day to us all! I know a lot of people out there hate this holiday. They say it was invented by Hallmark just to make those of us without significant others on this special day feel shitty about ourselves, and they get all surly and angry and say…
