McSweeney’s: Conflicted Existence of a Female Porn Writer #14: Gender Relations
The fraught topic of gender relations in porn, tonight at 11. Or now, on McSweeney’s, if that is your [...continue...]
THE GOLDEN GIRLS: A XXX MILF PARODY — “The theme song lead in cracked me up!”
THE GOLDEN GIRLS: A XXX MILF PARODY New Sensations Directed by Lee Roy Myers GOLDEN GIRLS AND GUYS Diamond Foxxx (as Blanche), Raylene (as Dorothy), Jewels Jade (as Jean), Julia Ann (as Rose), Rachel Love (as Sophia), Puma Swede, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, James Deen, Levi Cash I wasn’t sure how [...continue...]
THIS ISN’T MAX HARDCORE — “Kristina is fed up with Max’s bullshit and she’s got a sadistic score to settle.”
THIS ISN’T MAX HARDCORE Debi Diamond Films Directed by Michael Kahn STARRING Kristina Rose, Rod Fontana Well. So. That just happened. I just watched Debi Diamond Films’ recent release, This Isn’t Max Hardcore, a 50-minute film that turns the tables on the now-incarcerated for obscenity, [...continue...]
COURTNEY CUMMZ — “I am the dirtiest whore in the adult business!”
WHACK! Hi Courtney! Thanks so much for taking the time to answer our inane questions! We know you’re a busy broad. First of all, I kind of doubt there’s anyone out there in our degenerate readership who doesn’t know who you are, but just in case… could you just introduce yourself and give [...continue...]
McSweeney’s: Conflicted Existence of a Female Porn Writer #13: Fake Nails and Faux Lesbians
New McSweeney’s column, in which I explore why lots and lots (and lots) of lesbian porn… [...continue...]
IVAN — “I truly don’t care what others think of me.”
Editor’s Note: This is part two of a two-part interview with porn director extraordinaire, Ivan. Part one can be found here. W! How do you feel about feature films and parodies making a comeback? It seems like gonzo is going the way of VHS tapes these days. Is that true? I Parodies seem fun but [...continue...]
THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”
At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this January, I had the best light-bulb moment of my life. I’d been scanning through the sex toys on display and suddenly realized: “Hey! Most of these toys are for women! I’m a woman! And I write for a sex magazine! I could get free sex toys and write [...continue...]
TAXI — “I want to spend all day thinking about it, with no pants on.”
TAXI Series produced by JuicyPinkBox.com Directed by Marie Angel STARRING Syd Blakovich, Justine Joli, Madison Young, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, Billie Sweet, Dylan Ryan, Nic Switch, Theodore Shebang, Sir Sterling, Zoe, Jett Blue Hm. I don’t know how to get started on this review because I’m [...continue...]
IVAN — “Porn has made me more tolerant of all kinds of people and all kinds of environments. Basically, porn made me a better person.”
Editor’s Note: This is Part One of a Two-Part interview. Part Two can be found here. WHACK! Hello, Ivan! Thank you so much for giving us some of your very precious time! We know you’re mondo busy and we really appreciate it! Can you go ahead and give us a little bit of basic information about [...continue...]
NEW RELEASES DOWN 20% — “Well slap my ass and call me Sally, the apocalypse may be on its way.”
AVN recently reported that according to their numbers, new adult DVD releases (not counting compilations, box sets, and Blu-Ray releases that duplicated regular DVD titles) were down 21.3% in the first quarter of 2010 from the first quarter of 2009, and we WHACK! staphers, after grabbing our balls [...continue...]