As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms [...continue...]

WHACK! James Deen, the rebel without a conscience! Thanks so much for agreeing to an interview: we’ve been jonesing for a slice for a while now. So you are something of an up-and-cummer in the adult industry. In the past few years you’ve become one of the most steadily employed woodsmen in the [...continue...]

Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the [...continue...]

STRIPPER Vivid Entertainment Directed by Paul Thomas, filmed by B. Skow (if that fuckin’ matters) 2 hours, 36 minutes STRIPPERS AND SWORDSMEN Monique Alexander, Shawna Lenee, Jaelyn Fox, Darryl Hannah, Greg Sterling, Anthony Rosano, Jerry, Nick Manning, and Stephanie Swift It’s kind of [...continue...]

WHACK! Jessica Drake! Thanks so much for giving us a little slice of your very busy schedule! You are one of the adult industry’s most consistently popular performers, with a truckload of AVN awards and nominations to your name; writing, directing, and performing credits; and a reputation as one [...continue...]

I’m in a bit of a hurry, but I wanted to point out my new McSweeney’s column has been [...continue...]

" The push for condom use is strictly driven by PC bullshit, tainted by old-fashioned Puritanism, by people with a political agenda who are skeeved out by porn." [...continue...]

Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted [...continue...]

NIKKI’S HOUSE Vivid Entertainment Directed by B. Skow STARRING Nikki Jayne, w/ Kristina Rose, Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Danny Mountain, Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, James Deen, Mick Blue, Evan Stone You know what? Nikki’s House, a recent release from Vivid Entertainment and directed by [...continue...]

TRES FLORES Vivid Alt Directed by Eon McKai FLORES Coco Velvett, Raye Reagan, Devi Lynne STUNT COCKS (Gardeners) Daniel, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Mr. Pete I know, I know: “WTF, Miss Lagsalot, this is the second week in a row you’ve reviewed a Vivid Alt movie! What happened to regular sex flicks? [...continue...]