…I can’t tell you yet what that news is, because nothing is official… but… guys… big news… it’s coming.
In the meantime, eat some cookies, drink some eggnog or cider or hot chocolate, stop worrying about your calorie intake, watch schmaltzy movies, hang out with your loved ones, and be merry! Focus on love and respect and being a good human being. We need as many of them as we can get right now.
And now, some shameless self-promotion that will also give you something to do while you hide in the guest room trying to avoid your in-laws by staring at your laptop screen while looking very concentrate-y:
1) I stand by my list of holiday gift ideas for the conscientious pervert, from Luna Luna last year.
2) Speaking of conscientious licentiousness, read up on squirting in my latest advice column! This is Squirting for Beginners: what it is, where it comes from, what it feels like, and why it’s worth it to go with the… hehe… flow.
3) Check out the interview I did with nightlife personality, musician, and artist Kayvon Zand about the Sex on Fifth Avenue party he hosts at the Museum of Sex. This guy is fascinating, and fashionable, and fun! This is the second Dispatch from a Dark Corner I did for Nerve.com… more to come!
Happy hannachristmaskannukwanzakah!