SAGE LEWIS DID PORN, AND THAT’S BAD
Sage Lewis and his friend Robert Paris were convicted of first-degree sexual conduct in Grand Haven, MI, Friday for raping a 17-year-old girl at Lewis’s home, along with Lewis’s father,
Category: Libel/Counterlibel
BOOBS ONLY LESBIANS — “What’s wrong with just calling yourself bisexual?”
This little slice of crazy, courtesy of Fleshbot, caught my interest. It’s a site called “Boobs Only Lesbians,” and it’s about a “fourth” sexuality its creators believe exists for women.
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WHACK! MAGAZINE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LASTED A YEAR — “Let us rise up in revolt against these ruinous raunchateers!”
WHACK! Magazine is a filthy, farcically underfunded, badly promoted and even more badly formatted jizz rag not worth its reputation as a “publication”! As an upstanding American citizen with one
BOOBQUAKE — “If it gets me some boob-ogling time, I’m all for light-hearted mockery.”
Holy shit-flinging insanity from the Middle East, Batman! Last week, influential Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader, blamed earthquakes on immodest women. No, really, I’m not
LAGS TO PETERS — “Grow the fuck up, dude.”
I have a bone to pick with Maxxx Peters’ article from last week, “The Half Hooker Economy.” It’s partly just a semantic issue, but it’s partly a matter of personal
YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!
Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here
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VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME
Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out
LAGS TO PETERS — “Eat a Dick You Historically Challenged Pervert!”
Speaking of sexy history, have you guys heard that Larry Flynt signed a book deal to co-write One Nation Under Sex, a look at American Presidents’ sexual escapades from our
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3D PORN — WHACK WORTHY OR WEIRD?
Tinto Brass, one of the directors of Caligula, shocked the world late last month with the announcement that he plans to make “the world’s first ever 3D pornographic feature.” The
LASCIVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT – “But…Everyone Else Is Doing It!”
Oh, officers of the law, what kind of slimy behavior won’t you resort to when your pigskin is on the line? We’re not sure if all you randy readers out
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