Category: Libel/Counterlibel
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SAGE LEWIS DID PORN, AND THAT’S BAD
Sage Lewis and his friend Robert Paris were convicted of first-degree sexual conduct in Grand Haven, MI, Friday for raping a 17-year-old girl at Lewis’s home, along with Lewis’s father, Kelly Lewis, who, being obviously a real stand-up guy, videotaped the whole thing, then later pled guilty to multiple felonies and was locked up for…
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BOOBS ONLY LESBIANS — “What’s wrong with just calling yourself bisexual?”
This little slice of crazy, courtesy of Fleshbot, caught my interest. It’s a site called “Boobs Only Lesbians,” and it’s about a “fourth” sexuality its creators believe exists for women. Ladies shouldn’t be limited, they say, to the standard “lesbian,” “straight,” and “bisexual” labels! There should be a fourth option for “women who appreciate the…
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WHACK! MAGAZINE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LASTED A YEAR — “Let us rise up in revolt against these ruinous raunchateers!”
WHACK! Magazine is a filthy, farcically underfunded, badly promoted and even more badly formatted jizz rag not worth its reputation as a “publication”! As an upstanding American citizen with one hand on his wallet and the other on his dick (only after hours and in private, of course, with the wife and children soundly sleeping),…
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BOOBQUAKE — “If it gets me some boob-ogling time, I’m all for light-hearted mockery.”
Holy shit-flinging insanity from the Middle East, Batman! Last week, influential Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader, blamed earthquakes on immodest women. No, really, I’m not kidding, he totally said that women’s trampy behavior leads to earthquakes. I know, that’s bananas, right? Only a borderline sociopath born and raised in a…
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LAGS TO PETERS — “Grow the fuck up, dude.”
I have a bone to pick with Maxxx Peters’ article from last week, “The Half Hooker Economy.” It’s partly just a semantic issue, but it’s partly a matter of personal indignation, so I hope you’ll keep reading through my ranting, dearest raunchy readers, to realize that I’m absolutely right in saying that Maxxx Peters is…
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YALE — No More Open Season on Priveleged Poon Tang!
Well, the Ivy League just got a whole lot less inviting, if that’s even possible for the likes of us drooling, mumbling, illiterate and ill-bred menaces to society over here at WHACK! We always knew, growing up in the hinterlands of Appalachia, amidst the cow patties and Chevy trucks, that the hallowed halls of Yale…
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VIVID HAS NO SHAME IN THEIR GOO GAME
Vivid Entertainment—one of our favorite skin flick studios here at WHACK!—has been pulling a whole lot of publicity stunts asking B-list celebrities to go into porn lately, then sending out press releases to the media to kick up hype over their offers. We here at WHACK! are a little conflicted over how to feel about…
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LAGS TO PETERS — “Eat a Dick You Historically Challenged Pervert!”
Speaking of sexy history, have you guys heard that Larry Flynt signed a book deal to co-write One Nation Under Sex, a look at American Presidents’ sexual escapades from our founding fathers up to today? I don’t know what the fuck Maxxx Peters is talking about with history being an unsexy subject. When you think…
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3D PORN — WHACK WORTHY OR WEIRD?
Tinto Brass, one of the directors of Caligula, shocked the world late last month with the announcement that he plans to make “the world’s first ever 3D pornographic feature.” The statement was shocking because, well, there’s already been a 3D porno (The Stewardess came out ten years before Caligula and was a huge porn-cinema success),…
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LASCIVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT – “But…Everyone Else Is Doing It!”
Oh, officers of the law, what kind of slimy behavior won’t you resort to when your pigskin is on the line? We’re not sure if all you randy readers out there heard the story a few weeks back about the porn-viewing police officer, but we here at WHACK! sure did. We never miss out on…