As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms of antiquated punishment, including death by stoning (Can you imagine? Dying at the hands of a crowd armed with rocks, just for wanting to get your rocks off in a somewhat unconventional way? Despicable.) for their alternative sexual practices.

Not a word has been heard of the case since our article in November, but we’ve just gotten a ballsy piece of info from one hell of a well-hung swinger in Iran! Check it out, folks: not all Iranians are bass-ackwards stone chuckers! —Miss Lagsalot

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