I know you’re DYING to know what my stripper songs are, now that I asked you to tell me yours.
My first choice, hands-down, is “Super Massive Black Hole” by Muse. Fucking HOT song, and hilarious because I’d be taking off my clothes sexily and while Muse sings about a giant hole. Brillz. AND I actually just watched the video for the first time ever and realized that Leigh Bowery burlesque MUST HAPPEN. Oh sweet holes, how it must happen. This is a new life goal. Or I nominate Madame Rosebud and/or Stormy Leather to take it on, because they’re the best. Pokepoke.
My second choice is, completely unsurprisingly, “Glory Box” by Portishead. I mean. C’mon. How could it not be? The song is tailor-made for sexytime. However, surprisingly, I had also never seen the video for this until recently, and again the burlesque routine is actually built in.
“Wicked Ways” by Garbage, and obviously “Big Balls” by AC/DC. That’s my theme song.