Tag: magazine
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IVAN — “Porn has made me more tolerant of all kinds of people and all kinds of environments. Basically, porn made me a better person.”
Editor’s Note: This is Part One of a Two-Part interview. Part Two can be found here. WHACK! Hello, Ivan! Thank you so much for giving us some of your very precious time! We know you’re mondo busy and we really appreciate it! Can you go ahead and give us a little bit of basic information…
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NEW RELEASES DOWN 20% — “Well slap my ass and call me Sally, the apocalypse may be on its way.”
AVN recently reported that according to their numbers, new adult DVD releases (not counting compilations, box sets, and Blu-Ray releases that duplicated regular DVD titles) were down 21.3% in the first quarter of 2010 from the first quarter of 2009, and we WHACK! staphers, after grabbing our balls in terror, had to do some “real”…
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THE BIG LEBOWSKI XXX — “Even if you hate the Coen brothers, you will still furiously jerk-off and cum bucketfuls to this fantastic fuck flick.”
THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A XXX PARODY New Sensations Directed by Lee Roy Myers SPECIAL LADY FRIENDS AND DUDES Kimberly Kane, Briana Blair, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, London Keyes, Carla Cox, Ashley Gracie, Jackie Daniels, Andy San Dimas, Celeste Star MOPES Tom Byron, James Deen, Steve Holmes, Ken Styles, Anthony Rosano, Rocco Reed, Peter O’Toole, Eddie…
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FILAMENT MAGAZINE — “Mainstream porn is fine for a quick wank, but I wouldn’t say it’s a turn-on in the brain.”
WHACK! Stapher Miss Lagsalot just heard about this kickass magazine, Filament, which is now on its fourth issue out of London. Filament (tagline “The Thinking Woman’s Crumpet”) is, for back of a better term, smart porn for women. In amongst thought-provoking articles on everything from women and gaming to atheist parenting are sensual, nay erotic…
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MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 — “Evan Seinfeld is a douche.”
MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 Teravision & Vivid Entertainment Group, w/ Iron Cross Productions BITCHES AND BROS Tiffany Tyler, Gisella Ibiza, Eden Adams, Diana Prince, Nika Noir Unfortunate (for me) Stuntcock: Evan Seinfeld, aka “Spyder Jonez” Live blogging again, to avoid the obligation to think. This is a RockStarPimp.com outing, and as such, it is heavy…
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CHRISTINA CICCHELLI — “Being a pervert myself I was curious about the many ways people got their rocks off.”
WHACK! stapher Miss Lagsalot got a rare opportunity to talk with Christina Cicchelli, who’s more than your typical porn whore… W! Thank you so much for agreeing to an interview on short notice! We are really thrilled to get a chance to talk to you because you are such an interesting and varied figure in…
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BOOBQUAKE — “If it gets me some boob-ogling time, I’m all for light-hearted mockery.”
Holy shit-flinging insanity from the Middle East, Batman! Last week, influential Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader, blamed earthquakes on immodest women. No, really, I’m not kidding, he totally said that women’s trampy behavior leads to earthquakes. I know, that’s bananas, right? Only a borderline sociopath born and raised in a…
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LAGS TO PETERS — “Grow the fuck up, dude.”
I have a bone to pick with Maxxx Peters’ article from last week, “The Half Hooker Economy.” It’s partly just a semantic issue, but it’s partly a matter of personal indignation, so I hope you’ll keep reading through my ranting, dearest raunchy readers, to realize that I’m absolutely right in saying that Maxxx Peters is…
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LIVE BLOGGING — SAVANNA’S BEEN BLACKMALED 2
LIVE BLOGGING — SAVANNA’S BEEN BLACKMALED 2 Vivid Entertainment Directed by Paul Thomas 2 hours 23 minutes MALES AND FEMALES Savanna Samson, Mr Marcus, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Brooke Banner, Veronica Jett, and Sledge Hammer as Max I was getting a little sick of the whole reviewing routine: watch movie, make stupid comments about that…
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IRANIANS OWN THEIR DEGENERACY!
As you may not remember—studies show that constant manipulation of one’s member tends to deteriorate memory in most D&D dorks—we ran a piece on a group of twelve swinger couples in Iran who were arrested for advertising their swingin’ lifestyle on the Interwebs. They faced several forms of antiquated punishment, including death by stoning (Can…