Tag: masturbation
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop. Hours…
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Hank Moody Hanks his Own Panky
I’ve been interested in The Real Hank Moody’s work for a while now–this guy is one of the very few true-story sex bloggers out there who is male and into females and totally unafraid to write the dirty details in his own way. He’s contributed his own hot self-love story for Masturbation Month on his…
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Onanism at the Altar
Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… Certainly, no place is safe from the autoerotic administrations of the…
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In the Merry, Merry, Month of May, I Will Get Off Every Day
I think I’ll make the above title my affirmation for May, 2012. It’s Masturbation Month, after all, and I’m simply observing this great moon cycle’s greatest gift by making sure I come every day. And I’m happy to report that, so far, I’m having excellent luck with fulfilling it. If I’m being honest, despite my…
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Masturbation Month is Finally Here! Tell Your Hand, and Tell Me!
Good news, my darlings! It’s May! the month when the weather finally turns warm enough for sun dresses–and stays that way! The month when flowers pop into bloom! The month when our libidos remember their former glory! And the best month to masturbate! For real! May is National Masturbation Month, and I really don’t think…