Muscle Pain + Magic Wand = Success!
Folks, I just had a magical afternoon. It started out with a bad mood. I had way too much to do, including running some errands that set my day back by hours. And those
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Apologies and Links
7 LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE I’M ON VACATION! (Including important info about demonic portals and nutrition, thinky articles on adult entertainment, me being famous, and old photos of Tim Curry in drag!) … Continue readingApologies and Links
Luna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…
I talk to two letter writers who are trying to get back in touch with their sensual sides, one of whom “loses interest” in dirty deeds, and another who, after a lifetime of sexual violence, manipulation, fear, and shame, has rediscovered her wild side through erotic literature. … Continue readingLuna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…
Monday Linktopia
I woke up sick today, for no apparent reason. Not like “I have a cold” sick, either. Like, “I am so exhausted mentally and emotionally that I am breaking down
Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off
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A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn
Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and
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To Bean or Not to Bean?
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a
Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are
Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard
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