Tag: masturbation
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What the Hell Is Menstrubation?
Look, I’m not going to go around claiming that periods are pleasant. But what if we allowed them to suck just a little bit less?
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Muscle Pain + Magic Wand = Success!
Folks, I just had a magical afternoon. It started out with a bad mood. I had way too much to do, including running some errands that set my day back by hours. And those errands didn’t go well, which meant that, although I’d already spent two hours on them, I’m going to have to go back to redo most…
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Apologies and Links
7 LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE I’M ON VACATION! (Including important info about demonic portals and nutrition, thinky articles on adult entertainment, me being famous, and old photos of Tim Curry in drag!)
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Luna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…
I talk to two letter writers who are trying to get back in touch with their sensual sides, one of whom “loses interest” in dirty deeds, and another who, after a lifetime of sexual violence, manipulation, fear, and shame, has rediscovered her wild side through erotic literature.
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Monday Linktopia
I woke up sick today, for no apparent reason. Not like “I have a cold” sick, either. Like, “I am so exhausted mentally and emotionally that I am breaking down physically” sick. So I am watching Netflix and collecting links to share with you instead of writing a blog post. Deal with it. 1) Tomorrow,…
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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or whatever to make…
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A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn
Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and Cow Appreciation Day (no, really, it’s a thing, kind of), there doesn’t have to be any let-down after May ends! And you know why? Because…
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To Bean or Not to Bean?
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, “Ew, don’t call it that!” But… why? I’m a big fan of lots of terms for lots…
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Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are apparently much more forthcoming with their sordid details than mine are… I’ll have to give him a call to make some introductions. During one particular…
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Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people I interviewed for my art show at apexart this spring, and he’s been interviewed by yours truly for several websites (like this one). He writes…