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Tag: masturbation

What the Hell Is Menstrubation?

Lynsey G March 14, 2021March 12, 2021

Look, I’m not going to go around claiming that periods are pleasant. But what if we allowed them to suck just a little bit less? … Continue readingWhat the Hell Is Menstrubation?

Muscle Pain + Magic Wand = Success!

Lynsey G March 27, 2018March 26, 2018

Folks, I just had a magical afternoon. It started out with a bad mood. I had way too much to do, including running some errands that set my day back by hours. And those

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Apologies and Links

Lynsey G April 26, 2016April 26, 2016

7 LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY WHILE I’M ON VACATION! (Including important info about demonic portals and nutrition, thinky articles on adult entertainment, me being famous, and old photos of Tim Curry in drag!) … Continue readingApologies and Links

Luna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…

Lynsey G June 10, 2015

I talk to two letter writers who are trying to get back in touch with their sensual sides, one of whom “loses interest” in dirty deeds, and another who, after a lifetime of sexual violence, manipulation, fear, and shame, has rediscovered her wild side through erotic literature. … Continue readingLuna Luna: If You Want a Job Done Right…

Monday Linktopia

Lynsey G October 20, 2014December 15, 2015

I woke up sick today, for no apparent reason. Not like “I have a cold” sick, either. Like, “I am so exhausted mentally and emotionally that I am breaking down

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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!

Lynsey G June 19, 2012

May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off

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A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn

Lynsey G May 30, 2012

Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and

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To Bean or Not to Bean?

Lynsey G May 25, 2012

…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a

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Coming in the Closet

Lynsey G May 22, 2012

More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are

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Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg

Lynsey G May 21, 2012

As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people

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