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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!

June 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or [...continue...]

A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn

May 30, 2012 | 0 Comments

Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and Cow Appreciation Day (no, really, it’s a thing, kind of), there doesn’t have to be any let-down after May ends! And [...continue...]

To Bean or Not to Bean?

May 25, 2012 | 0 Comments

That's… actually a kind of hot picture of a bean. …yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, [...continue...]

Masturbation Month is Half Over!

May 15, 2012 | 0 Comments

You guys! Seriously! I hope you’ve been getting yourselves (or each other) off every day for Masturbation Month. I’ve been slacking on blogging specifically because I’ve been so busy rubbin’ the nubbin’ all the time. Well, not really. I had a crazy weekend. But still! [...continue...]

Onanism at the Altar

May 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… [...continue...]

In the Merry, Merry, Month of May, I Will Get Off Every Day

May 3, 2012 | 0 Comments

I think I’ll make the above title my affirmation for May, 2012. It’s Masturbation Month, after all, and I’m simply observing this great moon cycle’s greatest gift by making sure I come every day. And I’m happy to report that, so far, I’m having excellent luck [...continue...]