Crazy Month Ahead… Here, Have a Video!
This month is gonna be nutty, folks. Nuttier than the nuts in Nutville. I’m getting ready to move (which means, in New York, scrambling madly to find an apartment while
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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off
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To Bean or Not to Bean?
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a
Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are
Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard
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Hank Moody Hanks his Own Panky
I’ve been interested in The Real Hank Moody’s work for a while now–this guy is one of the very few true-story sex bloggers out there who is male and into
Onanism at the Altar
Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation
In the Merry, Merry, Month of May, I Will Get Off Every Day
I think I’ll make the above title my affirmation for May, 2012. It’s Masturbation Month, after all, and I’m simply observing this great moon cycle’s greatest gift by making sure
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Masturbation Month is Finally Here! Tell Your Hand, and Tell Me!
Good news, my darlings! It’s May! the month when the weather finally turns warm enough for sun dresses–and stays that way! The month when flowers pop into bloom! The month
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