Crazy Month Ahead… Here, Have a Video!

September 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

This month is gonna be nutty, folks. Nuttier than the nuts in Nutville. I’m getting ready to move (which means, in New York, scrambling madly to find an apartment while also scrambling madly to pack up all my belongings, rent a moving vehicle, and so on and so forth) while holding down my job [...continue...]

Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!

June 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or [...continue...]

To Bean or Not to Bean?

May 25, 2012 | 0 Comments

That's… actually a kind of hot picture of a bean. …yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, [...continue...]

Coming in the Closet

May 22, 2012 | 0 Comments

We're going to go ahead and assume it was an electical closet. Because that's more fun. More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends [...continue...]

The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader

May 18, 2012 | 0 Comments

A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop.  Hours went by and my cock was still [...continue...]

Hank Moody Hanks his Own Panky

May 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

I’ve been interested in The Real Hank Moody’s work for a while now–this guy is one of the very few true-story sex bloggers out there who is male and into females and totally unafraid to write the dirty details in his own way. He’s contributed his own hot self-love story for [...continue...]

Onanism at the Altar

May 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… [...continue...]

In the Merry, Merry, Month of May, I Will Get Off Every Day

May 3, 2012 | 0 Comments

I think I’ll make the above title my affirmation for May, 2012. It’s Masturbation Month, after all, and I’m simply observing this great moon cycle’s greatest gift by making sure I come every day. And I’m happy to report that, so far, I’m having excellent luck [...continue...]
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