A Pervert’s Perfect Gift Guide for the Holidays

December 10, 2013 | 0 Comments

Check it! I wrote up a Gift Guide for the Conscientious Pervert over at Luna Luna! Wondering where to get your sweetie the perfect smut for Christmas? Want to ring in the solstice with a sumptuous sex toy but not sure where to get it from? Interested in learning how to insert some kink into your [...continue...]

First Revelation of the New Year: I’m a Pervert

January 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

My beautiful friends, it is the 2nd of January, and I have returned to the interwebz refreshed, healthy, and several pounds heavier after the excesses of the holiday season. With a half dozen bottles of booze, some sundry beers, leftover cookies and truffles, and assorted other calorie-laden gifts [...continue...]

A Pervert’s Gift-Giving Guide: from one degenerate to all of you

November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

Thanks to for this awesome pic! This might sound a little weird, but bear with me: this holiday season there are a lot of excellent reasons to spend some money on the sex industry. I have a feeling that a lot of you who read this are interested in promoting sex-positive [...continue...]

I Wonder

November 22, 2011 | 0 Comments

I like to think of myself as a realist. I’ve read much on human evolution and sexuality. I have always been tuned toward the sexy side of life, finding innuendo in the most innocent of places and shaping my life around my sexual desires; how could it be shaped any other way? I have placed [...continue...]

A Cartoon

September 3, 2011 | 0 Comments

I was thinking of blogging tonight but instead started picking up the detritus around my easel. I found a piece of cardboard I’d used as a palette a while ago, with some dried black and tan and red paint on it. The black looked a bit like a frumpy lady’s head and the tan looked a little [...continue...]

“Shameless”ly Promoting TV and My Own Genius

January 17, 2011 | 0 Comments

1) First off, my new favorite show ever got a shout-out from Fleshbot: “‘Shameless’ Explores the Every Day Life of the Cam Girl.” I’m not the only porn-minded individual in love with this series! Go, go, gadget good-taste! And they bring up an excellent point: the [...continue...]