I’m Thankful for Tracy Queen and her Robot
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Toy Review on Luna Luna: The Minna Limon
I wrote a review of the Minna Limon for Luna Luna Magazine–if you’re interested in totally squee, yet adorable vibrators, this might be the one for you. I have a
LELO ODEN — “This toy is too fancy to go rushing in like a bull in an unchaste china shop!”
Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice
THE CANDY STICK — “If it had a handle it would be a police baton of pulverizing pleasure!”
THE CANDY STICK I don’t feel a need to make too many silly jokes about a toy with a name so patently sexy, so let’s cut to the chase, shall
THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT — “It will keep you, your partner, and the naughty bits it cups so pleasantly, all very happy!”
THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT There are a lot of things I love about LELO, the Swedish designer sex toy and accessory company. One is that they use phrases like
TRINITY VIBES 7 SPEED WAND MASSAGER — “This isn’t a massager at all! It’s a sex toy! And one hell of an effective sex toy at that.”
Trinity Vibes 7 Speed Wand Massager I’ve been using this thing for the past three days for all my massaging needs, and I’ve noticed that there’s one spot that responds
THE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”
The “Spice” Double-Motor Massager from Evolved Novelties’ “Short & Sweet” Series I came home from a week on vacation to find a huge box waiting for me. I felt my
Continue readingTHE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”
THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”
At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this January, I had the best light-bulb moment of my life. I’d been scanning through the sex toys on display and suddenly realized: