No, really. Guess! Or don’t–the answer is recorded for all posterity in a game of “What’s In My Vagina!” during which burlesque goddess Stormy Leather and I tried to use our deductive reasoning skills to answer this very question! It’s up right now on Velvet Radio at VelvetXXX.com! Beware: this website is NOT AT ALL SAFE FOR WORK. But the radio show is fun! We’re on right after the OctoMom. Enjoy!