Reviews

MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 — “Evan Seinfeld is a douche.”

May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments

MODEL BITCHES VOL. 1 Teravision & Vivid Entertainment Group, w/ Iron Cross Productions BITCHES AND BROS Tiffany Tyler, Gisella Ibiza, Eden Adams, Diana Prince, Nika Noir Unfortunate (for me) Stuntcock: Evan Seinfeld, aka “Spyder Jonez” Live blogging again, to avoid the obligation to [...continue...]

LIVE BLOGGING — SAVANNA’S BEEN BLACKMALED 2

April 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

LIVE BLOGGING — SAVANNA’S BEEN BLACKMALED 2 Vivid Entertainment Directed by Paul Thomas 2 hours 23 minutes MALES AND FEMALES Savanna Samson, Mr Marcus, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Brooke Banner, Veronica Jett, and Sledge Hammer as Max I was getting a little sick of the whole reviewing routine: [...continue...]

TRES FLORES — “Weird and kind of forced artistry.”

March 23, 2010 | 0 Comments

TRES FLORES Vivid Alt Directed by Eon McKai FLORES Coco Velvett, Raye Reagan, Devi Lynne STUNT COCKS (Gardeners) Daniel, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Mr. Pete I know, I know: “WTF, Miss Lagsalot, this is the second week in a row you’ve reviewed a Vivid Alt movie! What happened to regular sex flicks? [...continue...]

THE SPINGASM — “Lagsalot’s New Best Friend.”

March 2, 2010 | 0 Comments

At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January, I was hornily perusing the booths full of perverted products for men and women, imagining using them all. I was, after all, put up in a hotel room at the Flamingo with three other WHACK! staphers, so I wasn’t exactly able to rub one—or a [...continue...]

JERSEY WARS, PART 2 — “In the end, the consumer wins.”

February 23, 2010 | 0 Comments

Editor’s Note: This is the second in a continuing battle of the Jersey Shore porn parodies. The first can be found here. We make no secret of the fact that we here at WHACK! absolutely adore the jizz biz’s biggest cumback star, Taryn Thomas, so it hardly bears mentioning that when we heard she [...continue...]
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