Guest Writers

Coming in the Closet

May 22, 2012 | 0 Comments

We're going to go ahead and assume it was an electical closet. Because that's more fun. More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends [...continue...]

The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader

May 18, 2012 | 0 Comments

A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop.  Hours went by and my cock was still [...continue...]

Hank Moody Hanks his Own Panky

May 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

I’ve been interested in The Real Hank Moody’s work for a while now–this guy is one of the very few true-story sex bloggers out there who is male and into females and totally unafraid to write the dirty details in his own way. He’s contributed his own hot self-love story for [...continue...]

Onanism at the Altar

May 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… [...continue...]


June 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

I don’t like people talking shit about Anthony Weiner. It is so fucking annoying.  Such short memories people have. The real disgrace is with the American people, not him. Some of my friends have tweeted that he’s an asshole, and my first instinct was to unfollow them. I’m very defensive [...continue...]

BEAUTIFUL PORN — by Camille Crimson

December 17, 2010 | 3 Comments

[Editorial Note: We’re not entirely sure how we got so lucky, but the sex goddess and beautiful red-headed blowjob expert Camille Crimson has agreed to write a guest column on WHACK! Magazine for all you rabid, randy fans! Here is installment number one: “Beautiful Porn.” [...continue...]