Masturbation Month

Um, Y’all Need to See This

May 19, 2014 | 0 Comments

This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (And Shortest) Sex in America. Looks like some of us need some practice, n’est-ce pas? Better get to masturbating, folks. Oh, and by the way, Salon just did an interview with the indomitable Carol Queen, one of the masterminds behind International [...continue...]

It’s Masturbation Month, Bitches!

May 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

Image courtesy of funnyjunk.com Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month? Did you know that I love masturbation? Not just, you know, for myself, but as a concept. Getting oneself there is one of the safest forms of sex. It’s enjoyable for everybody. It’s a form of [...continue...]

I’m Jealous of the Self-Sexing Rock Thing

July 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

Check this out, y’all. Not only did they (probably) find the Higgs boson this week–somebody made known to the internet this (above) INSANE bottom-dwelling living rock creature that switches sexes during the course of its completely immobile life, and, if it’s not near any others [...continue...]

Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!

June 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or [...continue...]

A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn

May 30, 2012 | 0 Comments

Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and Cow Appreciation Day (no, really, it’s a thing, kind of), there doesn’t have to be any let-down after May ends! And [...continue...]

Storytelling is a Rush

May 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

Last night I was graciously given my first-ever on-stage storytelling opportunity! I got up in front of a bunch of mostly-strangers (a few friendly faces graced the audience, and thank you SO MUCH to those who came out!) on the stage of Union Hall and told a very personal story about how I first [...continue...]

To Bean or Not to Bean?

May 25, 2012 | 0 Comments

That's… actually a kind of hot picture of a bean. …yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, [...continue...]

Coming in the Closet

May 22, 2012 | 0 Comments

We're going to go ahead and assume it was an electical closet. Because that's more fun. More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends [...continue...]
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