Category: Masturbation Month
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MAY I Present Some Links? (Get it? Cause It’s May?)
MAY I present to you some hand-picked links about Masturbation Month, STI testing, legislation, intimacy coordinators, adult crowdfunding, and more?
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Um, Y’all Need to See This
This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (And Shortest) Sex in America. Looks like some of us need some practice, n’est-ce pas? Better get to masturbating, folks. Oh, and by the way, Salon just did an interview with the indomitable Carol Queen, one of the masterminds behind International Masturbation Month. Her take on doing…
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It’s Masturbation Month, Bitches!
Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month? Did you know that I love masturbation? Not just, you know, for myself, but as a concept. Getting oneself there is one of the safest forms of sex. It’s enjoyable for everybody. It’s a form of exercise. It’s a way too get familiar with your body…
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I’m Jealous of the Self-Sexing Rock Thing
Check this out, y’all. Not only did they (probably) find the Higgs boson this week–somebody made known to the internet this (above) INSANE bottom-dwelling living rock creature that switches sexes during the course of its completely immobile life, and, if it’s not near any others and since it can’t move to go find any others,…
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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or whatever to make…
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A Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn
Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and Cow Appreciation Day (no, really, it’s a thing, kind of), there doesn’t have to be any let-down after May ends! And you know why? Because…
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Storytelling is a Rush
Last night I was graciously given my first-ever on-stage storytelling opportunity! I got up in front of a bunch of mostly-strangers (a few friendly faces graced the audience, and thank you SO MUCH to those who came out!) on the stage of Union Hall and told a very personal story about how I first fell…
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To Bean or Not to Bean?
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, “Ew, don’t call it that!” But… why? I’m a big fan of lots of terms for lots…
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Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are apparently much more forthcoming with their sordid details than mine are… I’ll have to give him a call to make some introductions. During one particular…
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Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people I interviewed for my art show at apexart this spring, and he’s been interviewed by yours truly for several websites (like this one). He writes…