Conflicted Exxistence
MAY I present to you some hand-picked links about Masturbation Month, STI testing, legislation, intimacy coordinators, adult crowdfunding, and more? … Continue readingMAY I Present Some Links? (Get it? Cause It’s May?)
This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (And Shortest) Sex in America. Looks like some of us need some practice, n’est-ce pas? Better get to masturbating, folks. Oh, and
Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month? Did you know that I love masturbation? Not just, you know, for myself, but as a concept. Getting oneself there is
Check this out, y’all. Not only did they (probably) find the Higgs boson this week–somebody made known to the internet this (above) INSANE bottom-dwelling living rock creature that switches sexes
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off
Continue readingMasturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
Well, my friends, Masturbation Month is almost over, and I almost want to shed a tear for its passing. But you know, unlike so many other celebrations, like Halloween and
Continue readingA Month-of-May Inspired Musing: My Private Life with Porn
Last night I was graciously given my first-ever on-stage storytelling opportunity! I got up in front of a bunch of mostly-strangers (a few friendly faces graced the audience, and thank
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people
Continue readingMasturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg