Category: Product Reviews
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Playbox Review
I’m going to be honest: I’ve written about sex for the past decade. I’ve become a proponent of sexual freedom and expression. A champion of the rights of consenting adults to get up to all kinds of hijinx. Kink is a huge part of what makes the sexy world go round. BUT. In my private…
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Toy Review on Luna Luna: The Minna Limon
I wrote a review of the Minna Limon for Luna Luna Magazine–if you’re interested in totally squee, yet adorable vibrators, this might be the one for you. I have a whole list of reasons why you should consider getting one. Check it all out at Luna Luna!
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THE CRYSTAL MINX TAIL WITH PLUG — “My ass is just too high-class for anything else these days!”
This post was written for WHACK! Magazine. The first thing I feel I need to say here, for clarity, is this: I am not a furry. Seriously, I’m not. And I don’t say that because I’d be ashamed if I was — furries of the world, do yo’ thang! I think you’re rad. I just…
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LELO ODEN — “This toy is too fancy to go rushing in like a bull in an unchaste china shop!”
Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice nor for the mentally benumbed. Ok, that wasn’t so frank. Let me be frank-er: the LELO Oden confused the bejesus out of me for the…
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THE CANDY STICK — “If it had a handle it would be a police baton of pulverizing pleasure!”
THE CANDY STICK I don’t feel a need to make too many silly jokes about a toy with a name so patently sexy, so let’s cut to the chase, shall we? There are a bunch of reasons you should consider purchasing a Candy Stick from Papaya Toys: the company is small and run on socially…
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THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT — “It will keep you, your partner, and the naughty bits it cups so pleasantly, all very happy!”
THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT There are a lot of things I love about LELO, the Swedish designer sex toy and accessory company. One is that they use phrases like “only the most stylish and luxurious intimate lifestyle accessories” on their website to describe their toys. Another is that their products are all rechargeable, so…
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Vice Versa: The Best in Cooze Coverage from the Feminist Porn Awards
It seemed only fair that, since I wrote a blog here and then reposted it on WHACK! Magazine, I’d take some of the piece I put up on WHACK! about the Feminist Porn Awards show and repost it here this time around. Behold, my photos and videos! The awards ceremony, which offered snacks, booze, fabulous…
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A Review: The Rechargeable Slimline G
Well, it seemed to me that after the last few posts about Momentum Con, some readers might be feeling a little alienated. After all, not ALL of us can be cool enough to attend such things and take home a brand new Rechargeable Slimline G vibrator from California Exotic Novelties in their shwag bag… for…
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CRYSTAL DELIGHT ANAL PLUG — “Sparkly-ass luxury at its finest!”
Ok, first of all, this little butt plug is far and away the most beautiful piece of glass in my house. And I’m “420 friendly”; there’s a lot of glass sitting around my abode. But this adorable little toy, which is meant to be stuck up my poop chute, puts it all to shame. Firstly,…
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THE CELEBRATOR — “It took me five minutes, tops.”
I’ve got to admit, when I first laid eyes on the Celebrator at the AEE convention in Vegas, I kind of giggled. The thing was obviously an electric toothbrush with some cute pink accents and a weird Q-tip looking plastic attachment on the end of it. “Get a pulse pounding, earth shattering orgasm!” the packaging…