Category: Ribald Reviews
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Blehhhhhh…
Back into feeling-like-crap-all-the-time territory, peeps. Not much blogging will be happening this week. Probably not as much fun of any kind as I’d like. Except catching up on Doctor Who. That’ll be happening. Because I can do it without hurting my joints. In the meantime, please peruse my article over at WHACK! on The Myth…
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HYSTERIA — “The movie is a romantic comedy, and it kind of made my teeth hurt.”
HYSTERIA Informant Media Directed by Tanya Wxler STARRING Hugh Dancy, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Pryce, Felicity Jones, Rupert Everett, Ashley Jensen, Sheridan Smith, Gemma Jones I heard about the film Hysteria last year, and I lost my shit. I’d read about the practice of treating women diagnosed with “hysteria” — the Victorian catch-all term for everything…
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Fifty Shades of… Well… Ick.
I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in the past few months, grimacing at every new sentence’s poor construction and rolling my eyes exaggeratedly, snorting derisively, and drumming my fingers impatiently through its…
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Fuckenstein
Let me state, for the record, that I love Joanna Angel. Not like, “in love” love. Joanna’s really cool and nice and all, but it’s not like that. What it is like is that she makes these fun, irreverent, stylish skin flicks that spoof the ideas of mainstream movies, make fun of porn movies, flaunt…
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FUCKSTYLES of the Queer and Famous — “By the time [your brain’s] gotten comfortable, you’ve already taken your pants off!”
FUCKSTYLES of the Queer and Famous — “By the time [your brain’s] gotten comfortable, you’ve already taken your pants off!” Directed by Courtney Trouble and Tina Horn STYLISH FUCKERS Arabelle Raphael, Jiz Lee, Wolf Hudson, James Darling, Papi Coxxx, Jolene Parton, April Flroes, Sophia St. James, Maya Mayhem, Max Wellander, Varina Adams, Tobi Hill-Meyer Queer…
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RUNAWAY — “The boning often drives the plot forward!”
RUNAWAY Vivid Directed by B. Skow RANDY RUNAWAYS Capri Anderson, Asphyxia Noir, Skin Diamond, Phoenix Marie, India Summer, Barry Scott, Jerry, Mark Wood, Tom Byron, Jessi Palmer, Tommy Gunn I can’t decide if Runaway gave me more respect for B. Skow as a director, or for Capri Anderson as an actress, or for Tom Byron…
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THE PRIZE — “Kaylani Lei and Asa Akira do an anal scene together! That’s all you need to know!”
THE PRIZE Wicked Pictures Directed by Brad Armstrong PRIZES Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Jewels Jade, Brad Armstrong, Rocco Reed, Xander Corvus Ok, let me be honest about why I chose to review this movie: Kaylani Lei and Asa Akira do a scene together. An anal scene. That’s all you need to know. It…
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LIVE SEX SHOW — “Hundreds of concealed boners in the crowd! Zillions of orgasms!”
LIVE SEX SHOW Trouble Films Directed by Courtney Trouble Run Time 1 hour LIVE AND SEXY Jiz lee, Nina Hartley, April Flores, the Matador, Tina Horn, Roger Wood, Kimberlee Cline, Jolene Parton, Peter Devries, Courney Trouble I cannot believe that this movie was only an hour long. There are six sweaty sex scenes here. Ten…
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BY APPOINTMENT ONLY #10 — “All you hear is muffled panting lost in body cavities!”
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY #10 Triangle Films Directed by Kahtryn Annelle APPOINTEES Syd Blakovich, Avy Scott, Jiz Lee, Ash Hollywood, Dana DeArmond, Juelz Ventura, Dylan Ryan, Celeste Star You know what’s amazing about Triangle Films movies? I get involved in them. Not just the plot-heavy ones, either. I get really into the vignettes, too. Like on…
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CABARET DESIRE — “Manages to be explicit, immoral, and tasteful all at once!”
CABARET DESIRE Lust Cinema Directed by Erika Lust CABARETS AND CABARETTES Toni Fontana, Sofia Prada, Saskia Condal, Mario Mentrup, Lady Diamond, Matisse, Liandra Dahl, Didac Duran, Samia Duarte Here’s why Erika Lust’s films are so awesome: they’re really films. I don’t mean that they’re super-arty or intellectual, even though sometimes they are. And I don’t…