Blehhhhhh…
Back into feeling-like-crap-all-the-time territory, peeps. Not much blogging will be happening this week. Probably not as much fun of any kind as I’d like. Except catching up on Doctor Who.
Category: Ribald Reviews
HYSTERIA — “The movie is a romantic comedy, and it kind of made my teeth hurt.”
HYSTERIA Informant Media Directed by Tanya Wxler STARRING Hugh Dancy, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Pryce, Felicity Jones, Rupert Everett, Ashley Jensen, Sheridan Smith, Gemma Jones I heard about the film Hysteria
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Fifty Shades of… Well… Ick.
I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in
Fuckenstein
Let me state, for the record, that I love Joanna Angel. Not like, “in love” love. Joanna’s really cool and nice and all, but it’s not like that. What it
FUCKSTYLES of the Queer and Famous — “By the time [your brain’s] gotten comfortable, you’ve already taken your pants off!”
FUCKSTYLES of the Queer and Famous — “By the time [your brain’s] gotten comfortable, you’ve already taken your pants off!” Directed by Courtney Trouble and Tina Horn STYLISH FUCKERS Arabelle
RUNAWAY — “The boning often drives the plot forward!”
RUNAWAY Vivid Directed by B. Skow RANDY RUNAWAYS Capri Anderson, Asphyxia Noir, Skin Diamond, Phoenix Marie, India Summer, Barry Scott, Jerry, Mark Wood, Tom Byron, Jessi Palmer, Tommy Gunn I
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THE PRIZE — “Kaylani Lei and Asa Akira do an anal scene together! That’s all you need to know!”
THE PRIZE Wicked Pictures Directed by Brad Armstrong PRIZES Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, Chanel Preston, Jewels Jade, Brad Armstrong, Rocco Reed, Xander Corvus Ok, let me be honest about why
LIVE SEX SHOW — “Hundreds of concealed boners in the crowd! Zillions of orgasms!”
LIVE SEX SHOW Trouble Films Directed by Courtney Trouble Run Time 1 hour LIVE AND SEXY Jiz lee, Nina Hartley, April Flores, the Matador, Tina Horn, Roger Wood, Kimberlee Cline,
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BY APPOINTMENT ONLY #10 — “All you hear is muffled panting lost in body cavities!”
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY #10 Triangle Films Directed by Kahtryn Annelle APPOINTEES Syd Blakovich, Avy Scott, Jiz Lee, Ash Hollywood, Dana DeArmond, Juelz Ventura, Dylan Ryan, Celeste Star You know what’s
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CABARET DESIRE — “Manages to be explicit, immoral, and tasteful all at once!”
CABARET DESIRE Lust Cinema Directed by Erika Lust CABARETS AND CABARETTES Toni Fontana, Sofia Prada, Saskia Condal, Mario Mentrup, Lady Diamond, Matisse, Liandra Dahl, Didac Duran, Samia Duarte Here’s why
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