Tag: lynsey g
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Angry Orchard
I had an article accepted at xoJane. I’m working on it now. And I am trying desperately to hit that sweet balance between the rock star “fuck it” attitude and the terrified writer “oh my god it’s the end of the world” horror. This hard cider should help… right?
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Mutual Core
Oh, Bjӧrk. You are so, so weird and delicious.
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Did You Bring Your Party Pants?
That is all.
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Patraeus Schmatraeus: Get Over It Already
HOLY HELL, can we please stop talking about General Patraeus’s boring-ass love-octagon? Why are we so obsessed? I’m so bored, to the point of napping, with sex scandals. This one takes the cake as the least scandalous one to date. He didn’t compromise state secrets. He wasn’t blackmailed. He didn’t even seem to have any…
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Memes for My Anxiety
As you might not be surprised to hear, I am overjoyed about most of the election that went down on Tuesday! While there are lots of things about Barack Obama’s first term that I’m disappointed about (drones in the Middle East, the lack of fuss being made over climate change, etc), I would a thousand…
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5 Reasons Not to Vote for Mitt Romney
Sure, I’ve got my issues with Obama. I wish he’d done some things differently. I don’t approve of the drone wars, for instance. And I wish more progress had been made on environmental issues. But, for the love of all that you consider holy, whether it be pornography, women’s health (shit, everyone’s health), foreign policy,…
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She Don’t Eat Meat, but She Sure Likes the Bone
I wish I’d thought of this song and video closer to Halloween. Hahahaha, what a bunch of weirdos.
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Stuck in Brooklyn
You’ve doubtless heard the news about the devastation of Hurricane Sandy in the NYC area. I got incredibly lucky; I live miles inland and on high ground, so there was no flooding. The power and even the internet stayed on. I’ve had problems with making phone calls and sending texts, and I still can’t really…