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Monday Linksasaurus
Hello, my darlings! Thank you for your patience in between posts! I’m on the mend, I think, and am feeling much better than I was at this time last week, but there’s still a long way to go. I have a few things I’d like to post about this week and hope I’ll have the…
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The Devil and Shelley Lubben, Part 4
Ta-daa! Thanks to Michael Whiteacre.
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Sick Sicky Sick McSick-Pants
I am quite ill, y’all. Rheumatoid arthritis has laid me low for the first time in a few years, mostly because the drug companies that make one of my medications (which, incidentally, is also a medication used to support chemotherapy–gotta love pharmaceutical companies and their compassion for mankind!) have decided to just not make it…
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Titillating Tongues Tomorrow, on Tuesday! It’s Terrific!
And I’m all alliterated out. A little assonant. Oh my gosh. I’ve gotta stop. Ok. So the deal is this: tomorrow I’ll be performing at Titillating Tongues: NYC Erotica in Poetry + Prose at the SoHo Playhouse at 15 Vandam Street. The event starts at 8:00; costs $10 to get into; will include an open…
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ASSUMING THE ECOSEXUAL POSITION — There’s nothing hotter than passion, no matter where that passion is pointed!
You may not be surprised to learn that I’m a huge fan of Annie Sprinkle. She’s pretty much the living embodiment of Awesome Feminist Activist Artist. She’s like the end goal of all my attempts to be everything cool. She was a prostitute and porn star who got a PhD and became an artist, then…
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HYSTERIA — “The movie is a romantic comedy, and it kind of made my teeth hurt.”
HYSTERIA Informant Media Directed by Tanya Wxler STARRING Hugh Dancy, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Pryce, Felicity Jones, Rupert Everett, Ashley Jensen, Sheridan Smith, Gemma Jones I heard about the film Hysteria last year, and I lost my shit. I’d read about the practice of treating women diagnosed with “hysteria” — the Victorian catch-all term for everything…
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Masturbation Month is Over, but Masturbating is NOT!
May has drawn to a close, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to stop talking about masturbation. As a matter of fact, it may be our civic duty, as sex-and-jerking-off positive people, to keep talking about it all year long, to spread the good word that spreading your legs or cheeks or whatever to make…
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Closed Circuit
A closed circuit, you said. The intertwining of us so complex we could not unlock our lips at 5 am. You struck deeper than I knew I was. The colors of our eyes melted into a new spectrum behind the sound of rain— or was there thunder that night? Or just the darkness? …
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Ah, Shelley…
Oh, right, and it all goes back to God, of course. God hates porn. And then this happened, because porn stars are awesome!